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My appearance on Catholic Answers Live yesterday. My...

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:53:00 -0700

My appearance on Catholic Answers Live yesterday.

My question: In 1 Corinthians 6:9, the words arsenokoitai and malakos appear and are often translated as effiminate and homosexuals or boy prostitutes and sodomites. Proponents of gay marriage often wave this verse away, saying that it does not apply to a long-term, loving gay relationship or that it is not meant to be a blanket condemnation of all homosexual behavior, only that which is greedy or aggressive. How would a Catholic respond?

Jimmy Akin has the answer.

inmytsinelas: worthfacinganyfear: restlesshippo: musicalbeauty...

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:37:00 -0700

inmytsinelas:

worthfacinganyfear:

restlesshippo:

musicalbeautyforlife:

I expect to see this soon…

Ha…ha….got to love Father Shane! (patron saint of the blogosphere!)

PLEASE?! :D :D :D :D :D

I like that Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury is present.

Apparently Fr. Shane’s cause for canonization will also bring about strong unity talks between the Roman Catholic Church and the Church of England.

I lost my ability to can.

"Don’t believe the people who say ‘Follow your dream and your life will be wonderful.’..."

Fri, 25 May 2012 17:12:00 -0700

“Don’t believe the people who say ‘Follow your dream and your life will be wonderful.’ Follow God’s dream for you, and he will totally redefine ‘wonderful’ for you.”

- Fr. Shane Johnson

"There is no sin, not even the most intimate and secret one, the most strictly individual one, that..."

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:52:07 -0700

“There is no sin, not even the most intimate and secret one, the most strictly individual one, that exclusively concerns the person committing it. With greater or lesser violence, with greater or lesser harm, every sin has repercussions on the… whole human family.”

- Blessed Pope John Paul II

if I could relive this day again

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:49:52 -0700

straightawaydangerous:

I wouldn’t.

I’ll be spending today at Barnes and Noble reading a book… on my Kindle. That feels kind...

Fri, 25 May 2012 07:04:00 -0700

I’ll be spending today at Barnes and Noble reading a book… on my Kindle.

That feels kind of sacrilegious.

How come you seem to be ignoring the questions about homosexuality that I asked you yesterday?

Fri, 25 May 2012 06:59:50 -0700

For the same reason I ignored your other questions, Hannah. You don’t have the patience for a debate and you don’t really want to listen to my side. You simply want to debate for the sake of debating. Also, it baffles me that, even though you deleted your Tumblr account, you would still send me your same old copy-and-paste messages on here. God bless you!

mellymodolls: Hail, Mary, full of grace, kick the devil in the...

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:46:21 -0700

mellymodolls:

Hail, Mary, full of grace, kick the devil in the face.

Bitchin’ (noun) - the aforeposted shirt.

Cute Message Goes Here

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:49:47 -0700

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:40:30 -0700

A compliment
A story
Why you follow me
If you met me what would you do
A cute message
One thing you want to tell me
One thing you want to know about me

My Favorite NaNoWriMo Pep Talk

Thu, 24 May 2012 19:17:29 -0700

By far, Lemony Snicket’s was the best:

Dear Cohort,

Struggling with your novel? Paralyzed by the fear that it’s nowhere near good enough? Feeling caught in a trap of your own devising? You should probably give up.

For one thing, writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day. Every magazine and newspaper, every hardcover and paperback, every website and most walls near the freeway trumpet the news that nobody reads anymore, and everyone has read these statements and felt their powerful effects. The authors of all those articles and editorials, all those manifestos and essays, all those exclamations and eulogies – what would they say if they knew you were writing something? They would urge you, in bold-faced print, to stop.

Clearly, the future is moving us proudly and zippily away from the written word, so writing a novel is actually interfering with the natural progress of modern society. It is old-fashioned and fuddy-duddy, a relic of a time when people took artistic expression seriously and found solace in a good story told well. We are in the process of disentangling ourselves from that kind of peace of mind, so it is rude for you to hinder the world by insisting on adhering to the beloved paradigms of the past. It is like sitting in a gondola, listening to the water carry you across the water, while everyone else is zooming over you in jetpacks, belching smoke into the sky. Stop it, is what the jet-packers would say to you. Stop it this instant, you in that beautiful craft of intricately-carved wood that is giving you such a pleasant journey.

Besides, there are already plenty of novels. There is no need for a new one. One could devote one’s entire life to reading the work of Henry James, for instance, and never touch another novel by any other author, and never be hungry for anything else, the way one could live on nothing but multivitamin tablets and pureed root vegetables and never find oneself craving wild mushroom soup or linguini with clam sauce or a plain roasted chicken with lemon-zested dandelion greens or strong black coffee or a perfectly ripe peach or chips and salsa or caramel ice cream on top of poppyseed cake or smoked salmon with capers or aged goat cheese or a gin gimlet or some other startling item sprung from the imagination of some unknown cook. In fact, think of the world of literature as an enormous meal, and your novel as some small piddling ingredient – the drawn butter, for example, served next to a large, boiled lobster. Who wants that? If it were brought to the table, surely most people would ask that it be removed post-haste.

Even if you insisted on finishing your novel, what for? Novels sit unpublished, or published but unsold, or sold but unread, or read but unreread, lonely on shelves and in drawers and under the legs of wobbly tables. They are like seashells on the beach. Not enough people marvel over them. They pick them up and put them down. Even your friends and associates will never appreciate your novel the way you want them to. In fact, there are likely just a handful of readers out in the world who are perfect for your book, who will take it to heart and feel its mighty ripples throughout their lives, and you will likely never meet them, at least under the proper circumstances. So who cares? Think of that secret favorite book of yours – not the one you tell people you like best, but that book so good that you refuse to share it with people because they’d never understand it. Perhaps it’s not even a whole book, just a tiny portion that you’ll never forget as long as you live. Nobody knows you feel this way about that tiny portion of literature, so what does it matter? The author of that small bright thing, that treasured whisper deep in your heart, never should have bothered.

Of course, it may well be that you are writing not for some perfect reader someplace, but for yourself, and that is the biggest folly of them all, because it will not work. You will not be happy all of the time. Unlike most things that most people make, your novel will not be perfect. It may well be considerably less than one-fourth perfect, and this will frustrate you and sadden you. This is why you should stop. Most people are not writing novels which is why there is so little frustration and sadness in the world, particularly as we zoom on past the novel in our smoky jet packs soon to be equipped with pureed food. The next time you find yourself in a group of people, stop and think to yourself, probably no one here is writing a novel. This is why everyone is so content, here at this bus stop or in line at the supermarket or standing around this baggage carousel or sitting around in this doctor’s waiting room or in seventh grade or in Johannesburg. Give up your novel, and join the crowd. Think of all the things you could do with your time instead of participating in a noble and storied art form. There are things in your cupboards that likely need to be moved around.

In short, quit. Writing a novel is a tiny candle in a dark, swirling world. It brings light and warmth and hope to the lucky few who, against insufferable odds and despite a juggernaut of irritations, find themselves in the right place to hold it. Blow it out, so our eyes will not be drawn to its power. Extinguish it so we can get some sleep. I plan to quit writing novels myself, sometime in the next hundred years.

–Lemony Snicket

Camp NaNoWriMo Novel Synopsis

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:22:00 -0700

The Courage Letters

While visiting his parents one summer in New York City, James Becker drops in to a local church to go to confession one Saturday afternoon. His penance is anything but normal: “Take a road trip to California, and allow your Guardian Angel to guide you along the way. If you do so faithfully and trust in the Lord on your journey, your love for God will increase greatly and He will grant you the gift of final perseverance.” Wishing to grow in holiness and become a saint, James sets off on an epic Catholic road trip, which he chronicles in letters to his spiritual director back home.

beardsandcatholicism: St. Maximilian Kolbe’s beard

Thu, 24 May 2012 17:01:03 -0700

beardsandcatholicism:

St. Maximilian Kolbe’s beard

Birds, conversations, and phone calls.

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:51:46 -0700

Phil: So what kinds of birds are there in Oregon?
Maria: The chirpy kind.
Phil: *silence*
Maria: Well to be honest I don't know a lot about birds.
Phil: Me either. It was just a conversation starter...but I have to go.
Maria: So you end the conversation with a starter?
Phil: Well it failed.
Maria: Well you could have just said "I have to go, Maria"
Phil: Okay. I have to go.

My Catholic Road Trip Novel

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:49:00 -0700

While many college students will be wasting away their summer by sleeping in past noon, hanging out with friends that they haven’t seen in ages, and going on adventures with their families, I will be writing a Catholic road trip novel. Inspired by Carly, I’ll be joining her this June for a rousing rendition of Camp NaNoWriMo. I’ve won NaNoWriMo twice, and this sounds like a great way to spend my June (especially since I’ll be at a Benedictine monastery in Nebraska for nearly half the month). We’ll cheer each other on, and at the end of the month, we’ll swap novels and read with glee the big chunk of artistic poop created by the other in stressful conditions.

Who wouldn’t want to spend June that way?

Being Catholic vs. Being in Communion with the Catholic Church

Thu, 24 May 2012 12:44:47 -0700

thepapists:

There’s a lot of talk about this issue on Tumblr today, so I thought I’d post Fr. Shane’s commentary on the issue:

What makes us Christians is Baptism. It’s the only way that we can draw a clear black/white line between who is or who isn’t Christian.

But things get blurrier after that. Vatican II’s Lumen Gentium talks in terms of communion: You’re in “communion” with the Church in differing degrees. If you read #14-15 of that document, you’ll see how the different intensities of communion are described for Catholics living in grace, Catholics in a state of grave sin, catechumens who desire to be united to the Church, Orthodox, Protestants, and even those who aren’t yet Christian.

Let’s look at the “Catholic” part:

The bonds which bind men to the Church in a visible way are profession of faith, the sacraments, and ecclesiastical government and communion.

So if any of us choose to disagree about an element of our profession of faith, our communion with Christ’s Church is imperfect; it’s not what it should be, and it’s not what God desires for us. Ultimately, of course, it’s not really about our “opinions,” but about God’s will for us. Our attitude with our Heavenly Father has to be one of desiring ever more to fulfill his will, and seeking that our desires be aligned with his more than the other way around.

So the question about becoming a nun is a complicated one for you right now. If you don’t feel that you’re ready for that full communion yet, it’s probably better to take some time to reflect on it. Don’t assume that your views are immutable; we’re never that “calcified.” I’ve found, for example, that a lot of my views have changed during my own faith journey, hopefully for the best.

God bless you!

- Father Shane

WW: D4 Goings On

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:49:18 -0700

My first online game of werewolf has taken an interesting turn.

There are four roles left:

(1) Werewolf
(2) Hunter, brutal (when he is lynched/eaten, he kills one other player)
(3) Two Villagers

I am a villager, and I’ve been claiming that the entire game. I even made a probability chart showing the most probable sorcerer/wolf/wolf combination, two of which turned out to be accurate.

Interestingly, nobody believes that I am a villager. Why a wolf would out the only other two people on Team Evil is beyond me, and I cannot wrap my head around their logic, but it is what it is.

We’re heading into a lynch in a little over 2 hours, and somehow everyone decided to vote for me. After noticing all of this when I woke up this morning, I posted this:

I’ve repeatedly said I’m a villager, but if you want to lynch me, that’s much better than lynching the hunter. When I am lynched, there will be three roles left:

- wolf
- hunter
- villager

Once we enter into night phase, there are three possible outcomes:

(1) Wolf eats hunter, and hunter brutals wolf
(2) Wolf eats hunter, and hunter brutals villager
(3) Wolf eats villager, and Team Good wins

Team Good (go Team Good!) has a 66.6% of winning. May the odds be ever in our favor.

[vote KaiserPhilhelm]

[vote nightfall]

Essentially, I voted for myself and locked my vote. The way I see it, it’s better to lynch me than the hunter, which increases the hunter’s chances of brutaling the werewolf.

I have a feeling this will be a victory for Team Good!

If someone rejects a teaching of the Catholic Church, are they still Catholic?

Thu, 24 May 2012 10:30:00 -0700

stine-key:

A person believes everything in the Nicene Creed, accepts the papacy, apostolic succession, marian dogmas and transubstaniation, but to an unspecified degree does not accept the Church’s teachings on an unspecified number of moral and/or social issues.

Can this person, in good conscience, still call themselves Catholic?

The litmus test of whether a person is Catholic is Baptism. The question you’re addressing is concerned with whether a person is in full communion with the Catholic Church. If someone rejects a teaching of the Church, they will still be Catholic by virtue of their Baptism, but they may not be in full communion with the Church, depending on what teaching they reject.

Father Shane has a good treatment of this question here.

To-read list

Thu, 24 May 2012 09:57:22 -0700

… by Saturday:

The Road by Cormac McCarthy (300 pp.)
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins (385 pp.)
The Gunslinger by Stephen King (200 pp.)

My Dashboard is FILLED with monstrances this morning.

Thu, 24 May 2012 09:30:20 -0700

My Dashboard is FILLED with monstrances this morning.

Grace and Caffeine

My appearance on Catholic Answers Live yesterday. My...

inmytsinelas: worthfacinganyfear: restlesshippo: musicalbeauty...

"Don’t believe the people who say ‘Follow your dream and your life will be wonderful.’..."

"There is no sin, not even the most intimate and secret one, the most strictly individual one, that..."

if I could relive this day again

I’ll be spending today at Barnes and Noble reading a book… on my Kindle. That feels kind...

How come you seem to be ignoring the questions about homosexuality that I asked you yesterday?

mellymodolls: Hail, Mary, full of grace, kick the devil in the...

*Cute Message Goes Here*

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

My Favorite NaNoWriMo Pep Talk

Camp NaNoWriMo Novel Synopsis

beardsandcatholicism: St. Maximilian Kolbe’s beard

Birds, conversations, and phone calls.

My Catholic Road Trip Novel

Being Catholic vs. Being in Communion with the Catholic Church

WW: D4 Goings On

If someone rejects a teaching of the Catholic Church, are they still Catholic?

To-read list

My Dashboard is FILLED with monstrances this morning.

Cute Message Goes Here